CORONA HASH SONG
WE’RE CORONA HASHERS, HASHING IN THE DAY
LOCALS SEE US COMING THEY STOP TO F*CKING PRAY
ANGELES HASH JUST HOPES WE’LL GO AWAY,
BUT WE KEEP A’HASHING ON EVERY SATURDAY!
HEIDI HEIDI F*CK ALMIGHTY WHO THE HELL ARE WE?
CORONA F*CKING HASHERS, WE HIKE ON AS YOU SEE!
SUNG BY THE WHORE HOUSE QUARTET
WE’RE GONNA GET SOME, YOU BET!
WE’RE COVID FREE, NO HIV or OTHER STDs!
NEW HASHERS
HERE’S TO FELLOW HASHERS
Here’s to fellow hashers, fellow hashers, fellow hashers.
Here’s to fellow hashers, may they chug along,
They’re happy, they’re jolly, they’re fucked up by golly,
Here’s to fellow hashers, may they chug along.
So DRINK mother-fucker, DRINK mother-fucker, DRINK mother-fucker DRINK!
RETURNERS
Four returning hashers back in town once more
Do us all a favor and go away once more
Go away tomorrow, we really wish you would
And next time when you go away please stay away for good!
DEPARTERS
It’s a long way to your homeland, it’s a long way to go
It’s a long way to your homeland where the girls DON’T suck or blow
Goodbye to your Baklas, farewell to your tarts
It’s a long long way to your homeland, so fuck off quick smart
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, FUCK OFF…
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, FUCK OFF!
LOVE SONGS
Love me tender, Love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Hold me close and watch me grin
As my cum runs down, down, down….
It’s raining It’s pouring
Sex with you is boring
Went to bed with your sister instead
And now I’m not so horny
He’s got the clap again, he really should refrain,
From fornicating on the hash tonight!
He’s got the pills to use, he must lay off the booze,
He’s got the clap, oh yes; he’s got the clap.
Put your left leg over my shoulder
Put your right leg over my shoulder
Blu la lu la
Put your left tit over my shoulder
Put your right tit over my shoulder
Blu la lu la
If your girlfriend smells like shit roll her over…
If your girlfriend smells like shit roll her over…
If your girlfriend smells like shit, it’s her asshole not her clit
If your girlfriend smells like shit roll her over…
If your boyfriend smells like shit roll him over…
If your boyfriend smells like shit roll him over…
If your boyfriend smells like shit it’s his hemorrhoids not his dick
If your boyfriend smells like shit roll him over…
STUPID SONGS
Why were they born so beautiful, why were they born at all?
They’re no fucking use to anyone, they’re no fucking use at all
They may be a joy to their mothers but they’re a pain in the ass to the rest of us!
He’s stupid, he’s stupid, he’s really fucking dumb..
if it wasn’t for his mother he’d be a spot of cum!
ROBIN THE RETARD with his eight pound melon head,
he came to me the other day with something to say.
ROBIN THE RETARD with his eight pound melon head,
he came to me the other day and this is what he said…
MMmmmMMmmmnnnMMMnnn
He’s the meanest, he sucks the horse’s penis!
He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass HEY
Ever since he found it, all he does is pound it
He’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass
He’s the lamest he licks the horse’s anus!
He’s the lamest he’s the horse’s ass.
Ever since he found it, all he does is pound it
He’s the lamest, he’s the horse’s ass.
He ought to be publicly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot, Bang Bang!
He ought to be tied to a urinal and left there to fester and rot!
GAY SONGS
While trying to sell my motorcar I stopped to quench my thirst..
A buyer asked me my bottom price, I said may I sell my car first?
And we’re all queers together that’s why we go round in pairs..
and we’re all queers together, excuse us while we go upstairs
Away down on blow road no sheets on the bed,
a young male transvestite kneeled down giving head
The suspicious hasher on the bed where he lay
said for christ sake don’t stop but does this make me gay?
FOR THE LADIES
A Filipina is an animal that eats Bagaong..
And she’ll only eat an egg if it’s gone wrong BALUT
Her favorite game is sleeping, or eating bowls of rice
If you give her lots of money she’ll treat you very nice
And in the karaoke bar you’ll hear her sing..
I just want a wedding ring!
She’s alright, she’s alright..
she’s a little flat chested but she’s alright
DRUNKEN HASHER
What shall we do with the drunken hasher?
What shall we do with the drunken hasher?
What shall we do with the drunken hasher? Early in the evening..
Shave his balls with the rusty razor
Shave his balls with the rusty razor
Shave his balls with the rusty razor
Early in the evening..
What shall we do with the drunken hasher?
What shall we do with the drunken hasher?
What shall we do with the drunken hasher? Early in the evening..
Sit him on the ice and sing ten verses
Sit him on the ice and sing ten verses
Sit him on the ice and sing ten verses
Early in the evening..
That’s what we do with the drunken hasher
That’s what we do with the drunken hasher
That’s what we do with the drunken hasher
Early in the evening..
Down Down the beers we’re drinking
Down Down the beers we’re drinking
Down Down the beers we’re drinking
Early in the evening..
FREE BEER FOR ALL THE HASHERS
Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed on the cross,Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed on the cross,Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s nailed on the cross,Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves.
CHORUS:
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Free beer for all the hashers;
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
FINAL VERSE:
Je-sus, we’re only kidding!
Je-sus, we’re only kidding!
Je-sus, we’re only kidding!
Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves, Jesus Saves!
- Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his feet are tied together!
- Jesus can’t go hashing with a fever and a cough!
- Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause his dad knows all the trails!
- Jesus can’t go hashing ’cause he’s busy getting nailed!